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“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?”
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“You are made out of comets and stars. Do not surround yourself with those that treat you like dirt and dust.”
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idanceitarotiart:

satdeshret:

glow-peen:

kingcheddarxvii:

aidn:

breakingnews:

Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty
ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.
Read more here

let him dance

This sounds like a forgotten Monty Python sketch

 

That is a chaines, you uncultured swine

And now for something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
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mykashikoifandoms8: i had to stop taking books to the bathroom because i would pee for 11 seconds and read for 17 minutes (via bibliophileanon)

mykashikoifandoms8:

i had to stop taking books to the bathroom because i would pee for 11 seconds and read for 17 minutes

(via bibliophileanon)

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